Sunday, June 5, 2011

Closed Space

Oh hi.  It's been a while.  I'd like to say I've been busy, but it would be more accurate to say that life has been busy with me.

In any case, I moved into a new house in Springfield, OH.  Well, a new house to me.  It's actually something like 100+ years old or something.  And I measured it out, so I could build it in Minecraft, because that game is insanely addicting.  In the process, I realized that there is an enclosed space in my wall quite large enough for a closet, but with no access points.

It's very curious.  If this wasn't a rental, I'd be in through that wall in half a tick.

Also weird happenings with the electricity here.

I don't know how often I will be able to update this from now on.  Life likes to eat up all available time, whether I want it to or not.

Cheers.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Left 4 Dead (also Oct 13)

So I've been playing a lot of Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 lately, and after the standard campaigns that come with the game, things can get a bit boring.  It's based around the Source engine, which is known for being amazingly customizable and otherwise totally awesome (just watch this for examples of just SOME of the silliness that can come from it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs).  There's even a site dedicated to archiving homebrew maps and campaigns for the games (http://www.l4dmaps.com/).  It reminds me of the old Marathon modding community, only perhaps bigger and more ambitious at times.

In any case, the currently available mods are fun and all, but considering the games are supposed to have a "zombie-film" feel to them, I'd love to see some of the classics done up in true Left 4 Dead campaign style:

The Romero Films:

Night of the Living Dead - There's already a map for the house from this... but I haven't played it yet.  And really, a survival-mode map is basically all it needs.  Perhaps a small campaign, starting in the cemetery, then moving to the house to make a stand, then attempting to escape via using the gas.  Maybe multiple endings, where you could conceivably achieve a "good end"?  In any case, emphasis on molotovs, and it would be nice to have some way of reinforcing doors and windows like in the movie.  I have to wonder about some of the limitations of scripting the Left 4 Dead engine, as boss zombies might detract from the feel of the game a bit.  On the other hand, if utilized creatively, perhaps not.

Dawn of the Dead - Would make a very interesting survival campaign, just inside a huge-arse mall.  Starts you off on the roof as in the movie.  Could be interesting to have the apartment block from the beginning of the movie as a separate map.  Or a huge campaign following the whole movie, which might work better than one huge map depending on the limitations of the engine.  I just feel like running willy-nilly around the mall would be hella fun.

Day of the Dead - Again, could make a very interesting survival campaign or a huge campaign roughly following the movie.  Would have to be "roughly", as otherwise the scripting for the major events of the movie would be...  difficult at best.  Would probably make a really cool campaign, what with the underground bunker, the archives, and the caverns.

Land of the Dead - This would have to be a full campaign, but would be hella fun with the varying environments.  Especially the tower.

Diary of the Dead - This would end up being a LONG campaign, as the movie basically spans an entire state...  Would prolly be broken up via key scenes in the various key locations, with the finale at the mansion.

Survival of the Dead - Could make a good survival map or full campaign.  Set on an island; would make a really interesting map if it was completely open-ended and fully explorable.

Other films that I think could be "ported" well are basically ANY zombie flick, but specifically:  Shaun of the Dead, the Resident Evil movies, the Return of the Living Dead series and possibly others.  Movies that would make interesting ports are not solely limited to zombie flicks, however; many movies that just feature interesting locations could prove amusing when switched up into the zombie survival genre.  For instance:  House on Haunted Hill, 13 Ghosts, Session 9, Rose Red, The Shining, The Amityville Horror, and any number of other movies like that.  It would also be interesting to literally port other games to the engine.  Somebody has already done so with Silent Hill relatively faithfully, although not perfect.  Games that would be interesting ported include basically anything in the FPS or survival horror genres, especially:  Marathon series, Half-Life series, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill series, Parasite Eve series, Penumbra series, Fallout 3, and a number of others.

Basically, every movie and video game ever created in the history of everything needs to be ported.  Also probably a number of anime, manga, TV series, and the like.  ^_^

Another thing I would find very interesting if done well would be a port of the Cube series.  It would most likely need to be set up solely in Left 4 Dead 2 (melee weapon capabilities), although possibly in the first game engine as well if done right.  Basically, no zombies would be placed on the map(s), but instead the traps in certain rooms would be triggers that would spawn a specific boss zombie or horde in that room.  Could be interesting if done right.


In other news, the internets are awash with rumors that there will be some sort of huge display of alien technology tomorrow around the world.  I think it's a load of hogwash and wishful thinking.  But if something interesting does happen...  well, it'd be interesting, wouldn't it?

Monday, September 27, 2010

Old Poem

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...

When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!)

Last night I saw upon the stair

A little man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away


- Hughes Mearns

Friday, September 17, 2010

Zombies?



This image has been circulating the net recently.  It apparently is a glimpse of an obscure funeral ritual of the Toraja ethnic group within Indonesia.  The ritual apparently involves the use of "black magic" to allow the recently deceased to walk to their graves with the families.

There is not much further information available.  I have not been able to turn up any more information on such a ritual.  The image does seem to show a walking corpse, but that doesn't really prove anything.  Many are quick to dismiss it as a hoax, but it does seem to show some form of funeral ritual.

I would love to hear if anyone has any thoughts on this, or links to more information.  Inquiring minds need to know just what's going on!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Slenderman: The Movie

So there's a movie in production right now called "The Tall Man".  And it basically amounts to "Slenderman: The Movie".  The concept follows the original creepypasta pretty closely: a tall man kidnaps children.  It seems like it will more focus on the mother attempting to rescue the children, however.  Where does Slenderman take the little ones?

Still, the fact that something that was created in a contest for writing urban legends, enhanced via /x/, and then spun off into the amazing indie series that is "Marble Hornets" is now going to appear as an actual feature film is kind of amazing.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Spatial Distortion

I am currently staying in a house that has a few interesting spacial anomalies that creep up from time to time.  There is a small section of the house that often seems wider on the inside then on the outside.  Also, the door to the attic has a habit of disappearing or being hinged on the wrong side, but is always perfectly normal when actually inspected.

Without any real studies into the physical dimensions and properties of these areas, I can't make any real judgments as to what's exactly going on.  Optical illusions?  Some form of triggered hallucinations?  Actual spatial distortion?  It's unknown.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Trial and Error

Hello and welcome to this here blog thing.  It will be a collection of musings on the nature of reality, reports on the existence (or lack thereof) of creatures or devices that defy common reasoning, and a general journal chronicling my own attempts to experience something beyond the norm.  Discussion is free-for-all; I only ask that you come with an open mind and a willingness to accept that humanity is quite ignorant in regards to the fundamental workings of nature.

I will strive to update daily, but make no promises in this regard.  If you would like to hear my opinion on some subject or phenomena, feel free to ask and I will look into it.

Cheers.